I put this on the religious thread but I believe it would be better served in the humour forum........
Apologies in advance to those I offend.
I think it is only fair to acknowledge the miracle of Easter.
The story so far...........................
God , who is one God in three parts, came to Earth and impregnated a married woman.
He wanted her to give birth to a son who was also himself.
The object of the exercise was so that he could have himself crucified so that the people could be forgiven for the sins he deemed them to have and then after three days he would come to life so he could die and go to heaven to join back up with himself.
I hope that clarifies the miracle of Easter for you.
