Knock at the Door

Knock at the Door
Saturday morning the weather was too bad to go out.I was bored with nothing to do.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said:

“Hello Sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.”
So I said, "Come in and sit down.”

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?
He said, "Beats the sheet out of me. Never got this far before.."