Poor William Archibald Spooner, the Oxford don who toasted the the elderly Queen Victoria with the words, “To our queer old dean.” He nearly lost his job at Oxford, but he was not so fortunate when he asked an Irish nurse to prick his boil.
Then there was Robert Maxwell, who was wont to spend his ill-gotten wealth in his luxury yacht surrounded by attractive woman hired to pander to his prurient appetite. He asked a voluptuous nurse to toss him off, and she did, and he drowned in the Atlantic.
