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01/04/18

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Originally posted by bendigo ↑

After Daylight Saving Time ended
I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him,
“You idiot!
You're supposed to turn your clock back!”.

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I have a friend who is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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