Snow white, Superman and Pinocchio are walking down the street.
They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest..Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!...
They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest.Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize!
They walk further and then come across a sign : World's BIGGEST liar.Pinocchio says "This one is for me".
After a while he comes out with tears in his eyes.. Superman & Snow white asks "What happened??"
Pinocchio replies "Who the hell is BILL SHORTEN?"
