A wealthy guy enters a restaurant and notices a drop dead beautiful woman at a nearby table.
He calls the waiter over and asks him to take a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu to her with a note inviting her to join him at his table.
The waiter returns with a note.
You need to have a BMW - 7 series in the garage, a multistory house in the best suburb, and 7 inches in your pants.
He writes the reply.
I have several valuable cars in my garages, including Lamborghinis and BMWs, houses and penthouses in the best suburbs throughout the world. But. sorry, I'm not prepared to cut off 3 inches, even for a woman as beautiful as yourself.
Please have the waiter return the wine.
