"Voting green for first time?" Happy Birthday EWO and many happy...

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    "Voting green for first time?"

    Happy Birthday EWO and many happy returns for your recent 18th birthday.
    Don't you stress about feeling obliged to vote for the Greens the first time you vote, it is to be expected.
    In fact if you don't vote Greens first up then your school teachers haven't been doing their brainwashing job effectively and have somehow failed to fully indoctrinate you.
    The mere fact you're showing some hesitation and concern about potentially being labelled a greenie voter tells me that your parents haven't completely failed you.
    Did you have any trouble spelling multiculturalism and diversification in your exams?
    Oh dear, that is unfortunate!

    Rest assured EWO, after a while you will come to your senses and realise all that grandiose, politically-correct babble you've been taught about the pretentious Australian Greens at school is way overblown and not remotely related to what happens out in the real world.
    Last edited by etherazer: 23/04/18
 
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