An English priest decides to do missionary work in Ireland.
First, he goes to a church to get some training from an Irish priest.
They are in the confessional box.
English Priest: Have you any advice for me?
Irish Priest: Just watch me and do as I do.
A woman kneels down for confession.
Irish Priest: What have you to confess, my sister?
Woman: I have had illicit sex with three men.
Irish Priest: Put a pond in the box and go away.
A second woman kneels down.
Irish Priest: What have you to confess, my sister?
Woman: I have had illicit sex with three men.
Irish Priest: Put a pond in the box and go away.
The Irish priest needs a toilet break.
Irish Priest: Please take over while I'm away.
Just do what I did.
A women kneels down.
English Priest: What have you to confess, my sister?
Woman: I have had illicit sex with two men.
The English Priest was at a loss as what to do.
He thinks for a while, and then hits on a solution.
English Priest: Go and have illicit sex with another man.
