Strange but true
1) The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
2) The doctor hopes you get sick
3) The police hope you become a criminal
4) The teacher hopes you are born stupid
5) The landlord hopes you don't buy a house
6) The prostitute hopes you don't get married
7) The dentist hopes your teeth decay
8) The mechanic hopes your car breaks down
9) The coffin-maker wishes you were dead
10) ?
