Haven't had my butt kicked, but similar story for me... somehow managed to be fully invested/no cash despite my intentions following Feb's correction.
I'm really struggling to see any overall reason to be in the market... I can't see any real prospect of overall market upside - everyone seems to fully agree the bear is coming - beyond perhaps an individual stock having a run on good news. And so I cut ~60% of my holdings on open this morning for about 40% of my portfolio value, although half of that is stuff that was sitting at stop loss levels and I probably would have already been out of if I had the stops on . Feels much better having cash free for whatever may be around the corner!