Martis and Boss are at the hotcopper function, hundreds are...

Martis and Boss are at the hotcopper function, hundreds are gathered. Suddenly the roof collapses and they are all crushed.
Martis and Boss make their way to heaven, but St Nick meets them and say's. Sorry guys we have had a rush on and heaven is full of hotcopperites.
Martis looks at Boss and yells out. COBALT DISCOVERED IN HELL.
A frenzy erupts and the H/C rush though the gates and head for hell.
St Nick say's to Martis and Boss, Well it appears we have room now come in to heaven.
Then the Boss say's thanks St Nick but we will give it a miss There could just be something in that rumour