Rare Condition

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife.

But, after several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres. I became quite concerned.

I was having problems dressing and even walking, as it was starting to drag on the ground.

So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, although rare, my condition (Donkey Dick) could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches! Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said my wife coldly, "you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?