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Parody of "No milk today"

No news today,​

to CNN's dismay​

There's nothing going on, ​

seems everyone has gone.​

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No news today,​

It's not a common sight​

I heard the anchor cry​

"don't know the reason why".​

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What will they do ​

when there's nothing to broadcast​

Go through all the archives ​

and re-dig up the past.​

When will they say​

when the hour comes around​

"What are todays top stories? Well ​

I'm glad that you have asked."​

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No news today, no scandals and no floods​

No politician's gay, no starlets run astray.​

But all that's left is a place dark and lonely​

A deserted studio in a better part of town​

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Becomes a shrine to when news every hour​

Sure could bring you down.​

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No news today, there's really nothing new​

The'res probably more happening at your local zoo.​

Nothing going on and it really is a shame​

But after so much coverage you have yourselves to blame.​

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So now please go home and leave us all alone​

Don't even try to contact us we won't answer the phone​

All the politicians and all the royalty​

Are no longer of interest to the likes of you and me.​

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No news today, is such a refreshing thought​

Please keep it to yourself before we both get caught​