True story: My wife is a retired big shot CEO, so as well as running the family farm I've always been the chief cook and bottle washer to compensate for her hard work and late hours. In the 30 plus years we've been married she has never had to vacuum, clean or cook, a situation that seems to have perpetuated itself when she retired. Bear with me, I'm setting the scene. Towit: The other day she accidently wandered in to the kitchen area, so I had to gently escort her back to the living-room and explain the workings of white goods and cooking utensils. She was quite traumatized.
