I have a version of that joke that leaves it to the imagination what the dog did, ok have a moment
A poodle and an Alsatian in the waiting room at the vets.
Alsatian turns to the poodle and ask "Why are you here?
The poodle in a trembling voice says "I think I am going to be put down"
Alsatian says "Surely not, your owners have you nicely groomed and a ribbon around you neck, they must realy care for you. Why do you think they want to put you down?
Poodle say, well the other day we had a function at our house. There was lots of people and tables covered with food and drinks, well I was so excited and running around but then I got tangled on one of the table cloths and dragged all the food, drinks plates and glasses crashing to the ground. I think it's because of that I'm going to be out down.
Alsatian goes a bit quite the the poodle asks, Why are you here.
Alsatian, well you see my owners is a model and we live in a penthouse apartment and I can roam freely. The other day I was going past the bathroom and there was my owner naked and bending over to pick up a towel. Well I don't know why but I did
Poodles says, Oh you you could be being put down as well!
Alsatian says, no just getting my nails clipped.
Yeah ok having read mogga's version this one is a bit lost but this version works much better at the dinner table
And less chance of being modded LOL
