Touched bottom! Oh, dear. Maybe they need to ban touching anywhere near the bottom in the women's version. Probably also the top section of the torso, as some may take offence to a rub around the chest area. Since there is no contact allowed above the shoulders or below the knees, this would limit a legitimate tackle to about a half a dozen inches around the belly button and another half a dozen above the knee. Careful of those belly rings girls!
Lewd comments! I wonder if it was "Nice @r$#!" or "Lard @r$#!". I'm guessing more likely the latter, but who knows these days.
Maybe they could run a laser tag, non-verbal version of the game for those who take offence easily. Then they can insist the AFL adopt their initiatives throughout, completely ruining the game forever.
