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Originally posted by longrunsthefox ↑

“I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?” “No, just toast with a bit of jam”.

Why was there peanut butter on the road? It went with the traffic jam.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid? It said twist to open.

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming.

A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.

What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.

A friend was making jam from a banana when he stopped half way through and couldn’t go on. We suspect it’s a mid-Fyffe crisis.

Bought some jam, it said “store in a cool place”. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.

What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange? Look what marmalade.

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