Just had a Mid Eastern looking Labour councillor at the door asking me if I ill vote for him in the local elections.
"Of course I will, " I replied, "the town needs more ethnic leaders and we need to learn to be culturally aware and diverse. "
"Well thank you, " he said, "what a refreshing attitude, I'll be honoured to serve as your representative if elected. "
"That's great, " I answered, "just one more thing though, APRIL FOOL "
